Why Silk Smitha? Why not me?

Sona, a B grade actress known for vamp roles is planning to make a film about her own life. When Sona came to know about a film (Dirty Picture) being made about Vamp queen Silk Smitha’s life, she felt that her life too makes an interesting film. Apparently, Sona will be producing this film on her own and she will play the lead role in it. It is a trilingual made in Telugu, Tamil and Malayalam. Sona acted in few Telugu films before moving her base to Chennai. Somehow, she earned crores of rupees and recently she ventured into business. Sona has also turned producer and has been throwing lavish parties to industry bigwigs of late. She celebrated her birthday recently and on that occasion expressed her wish to make a film about her own life. Sona should have contacted Ekta Kapoor('Dirty Picture' producer) before deciding to produce this film on her own. Ekta might have then made a film with the title 'Dirty Business'! What say?